Mills: The professional

Definition of a good referee
1) Must be fair
2) Must be consistent
3) Must make correct judgements
4) Must be able to stay in control
5) Must award your team at least two penalties and give out two red cards to opposition players ;)

6) Must be named Joshua David Mills!!!

Tonight (and all last week may i add too) after a long, hard, exhausted, brain infusion of knowledge day at school- Josh has been hittin it hard at the soccer fields.

Working hard and looking good while doing it are two of Joshs strong points. I think he may even agree with it!

Josh, I love you for working hard even though I know you would rather be home with me or watching t.v.

Just know...Everytime you wave that flag- baby, I go crazy!!

HE PUT MY STAPLER IN JELLO AGAIN!

I think no office is quite like "The Office". Too bad, eh? because that would make for a very interesting and eventful day. One of my favorite episodes is the Jello one- "Dangit!, Jim put my stapler in the jello AGAIN." Makes me laugh every time.

So to make time pass and to feel to some degree fulfilled at work (and of course after I get all my work done) a few of us have been known to pull a few pranks ourselves. I work full time at a company called Aztech Materials Testing here in Las Vegas.

I thought it would be fun to name just a few of the fun stuff we have done to each other. We have done the normal pranks which include things like, leaving bananas in paper work, leaving fake notes/messages, covering the mouse so it doesn't work, flicking paper clips, putting concrete cylinders in front of a door so it can't be opened,etc.

A few bigger ones that have been done recently would be Emily pretending that one of our field techs dropped a nuclear gauge out of his truck! Paul (our boss) chasing Dave (our other boss) around with a real pigs head. A bunch of us chipped in some cash to buy Harry a countdown to Christmas sign in the beginning of October. He hates Christmas decorations and we stuck it out in front of his home for all to see how "excited" he was for the holiday. Writing on car windows so that at the end of the day they have a nice reminder of where they work. Sometimes in the mail we get random papers to nominate fellow coworkers for "who's who". So a couple of weeks ago I decided to fill one out for Emily. Sure enough a week later she received a phone call and spent at least 20 minutes talking to the lady about her job description. It was great!

WE may not be exactly like the "Office" but we still have our random fun!